Friday, October 8, 2010

Update

You may remember I recently wrote about a 71-year-old man who met a woman in her mid 60s and how they clicked immediately as great sexual partners to show that age can be just a number when it comes to enjoying sex.

Well, I just wanted to give you an update to let you know that after a couple of weeks, things are going great for them. They go down on each other and she has multiple orgasms and when he is inside her, she plays with her clit and even asked if that bothered him. Of course, it didn't.

So just wanted to remind you all that the golden years can be golden.
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I thought I'd add one more story this guy told me about when he was 18 and living near some bungalows in Miami Beach that were rented. He wasn't getting much sex in those days before the pill and legalized abortion when young women were very worried about getting pregnant. Anyway, he was washing his car without a shirt when a woman came out to sun herself and was watching him and finally said something like you look hot, would you like to come in for some ice tea. He thinks she was in her 50s or 60s. Well, she invited him to stay the night, they did it like 10 times and they had a torrid two-week affair and then she left without saying goodbye and he never saw her again. Sounds like a movie plot.
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And now one more story from some different tennis buddies that may or may not be true. One guy took a hard hit ball right in his private parts and was laying on the ground writhing and the other three guys were wondering what to do when he said, "Call my wife and tell her it is swelling up again.'' That was in the pre-Viagra days and the other three guys started laughing and the players on the other courts couldn't figure out why three guys were laughing when their buddy was hurt. The first two stories are true, not sure about the third one, but it is a good story.

I hope you enjoy all three.

FD

17 comments:

  1. Age is just a number as long as you are young at heart.

    FD

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  2. I am past middle age,,,and must say i am experiencing the most intense orgasms ever! It all starts in your head...and of course having a wonderful partner!

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  3. Abby: Good to hear you are having your most intense orgasms ever. A good head and a wonderful partner is a winning combination.

    FD

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  4. Although I am still not quite prepared to PICTURE my parents doing it - it just seems SO wrong..
    I have always wondered why people seem to think that older people no longer have sex?

    When I was in my early twenties, I could not imagine a forty something, never mind a fifty or sixty year old still having sex.

    But here I am...in my forties, and finding men in their fifties and sixties very sexy...and all that! ;)

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  5. Raven Red: Yeah always hard to imagine our parents doing it. Interesting how our perspective changs as we get older.

    FD

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  6. Great stories !

    Love the update on the older couple. It sure beats sitting in a rocking chair.. unless you're doing it IN the rocking chair ! :)

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  7. Awww! This makes me smile :)
    Thank you!

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  8. I debated reading the 3rd story out loud to my husband, but figured that the children probably would ask more questions than his amusement would be worth, lol.

    Thanks for sharing, I enjoyed them.

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  9. Glad to hear the older couple is happy and doing well.
    I certainly hope to be like them!
    Thanks for the other funny ones and Happy Weekend!

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  10. Circa 1967, I was lured to an apartment on one of the Sunny Isles in NMB by a bronzed, blonde, "slinkstress," who treated me to numerous blood-engorged sessions in her 12th floor hideaway with a beautiful Bal Harbour-ward view. I was 16, she was mid-40s. It may have been spring break, but class was definitely in session. Too damn bad I couldn't use those newly-acquired skills (deep muff diving, among others) when I got back to my 10th grade existence. We "dined" at Rascal House and that was the last I saw of her.

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  11. I really enjoyed this post, and other of your posts as well. I look forward to reading more. I couldn't agree more than with the comment above, age is just a number. :)

    And thank you for your comment to my most recent post, I have responded to it. :)

    Sincerely,
    baby girl cricket

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  12. My boyfriend is 10+ years older than me and it's me who has to try to keep up with him when it comes to sex. Age is definitely just a number. :)

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  14. I always like the Cheap trick song "Surrender"..........

    'When I woke up / Mom and Dad are rollin' on the couch / Rolling numbers, rock 'n rollin', got my Kiss records out / Mommy's alright, daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird / Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away.....'

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  15. Love all the comments. Age can often be nothing more than a number that statisticians, economists, etc. love to use. Just do it!

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